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Cynics are the upmost Romantics

Their experiences have just fallen so short of their expectations...

Created on 2003-11-05 20:32:44 (#1440164), last updated 2007-02-28

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Name:	Samuel Myles
Birthdate:	06-19
Location:	Scarsadele...Edgemont? Who cares neway?, New York, United States

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Um, here are some somewhat politically incorrect Bunnies to from back in the day with Erica and I being all insomniacal...and, like stuff...

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(' ; ')
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Bunny.

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(^¬;^¬)
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Paranoid Bunny.

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(º;º)
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Stoned Bunny.

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(x;x)
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Dead Bunny.

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Made in Taiwan Bunny.

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Stevie Wonder Bunny.
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"Maybe it's best to just look at it how it was, and remember the good stuff, but just really walk away. You don't want to be friends with a person who doesn't understand the concept of friendship; honestly Sam, when was the last they called you 'just because'? When did they ever demonstrate any true caring? Hm? Get out of it Sam; you two had your good times, but don't subject yourself to that one-sided relationship again, ok? It's not fair to your other friends, not to mention yourself."

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"Don't stare at it!"
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Soulsubversive: and the sobriety state?
MetSJonloc: we haven't allowed them into the union yet
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k rach 218: i cannot try, i must do. or some dead ninja quotation like that
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It was a sign...I swear...

Walking for hours on end, with a twisted ankle, hand in hand w/ mary jane, and completely out of stoges. Then, out of no where...
Mark FINDS a full pack of Marlboro Lights on the side of the street.

Coincidence? I think not!

So fuck you Surgeon General; if fate blvs in Philip Morris, you better know I fucking do too...
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"Dot dot dot..."
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Procrastination is like Masturbation; It seems like a good idea at the time, but later you realize you were just fucking yourself.
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Wheat.
Lots of wheat.
Fields of wheat.
Tremendous amounts of wheat.
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"CUNT FUCKER!"
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"Long story short..."
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"Quotation, dammit! QUOTATION!
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Adri: "Sam, you can't say that around here!"
Me: "What are they gonna do? Tar-and-matzah me? Burn me in efigy over a manorah?"
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"I think one of the major reasons why i keep having these insanely shitty days is the weather. You see, if it was bright and sunny out without a cloud in the chear blue sky, and birds chirpping, i would be completly happy. But it's not. It's grey and muggy and humid out, with a dead bird in my driveway. That's lovely. Really make's ya feel cheerful inside."
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"...and be kind to Capt'n Butler, he loves you so..."

"I don't kno nuthin bout birthin no babies!"
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"THE PHONE! THE PHONE! WHERES THE FUCKING PHONE!"
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"Your gonna think this is really shallow, but what was your name again...?"
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"'To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love, but then one suffers from not loving; therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer, to be happy is to love, to be happy then is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy, therefore to be unhappy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness, I hope you're getting this down'"
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"The half life of this is––WAHHHHHH!"
(damn we miss u Cherch...NOPE!)
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Carrie:
"Does a string of bad dates really equal one good one? And will treating someone badly in one relationship ensure that you'll be treated badly in the next? Does everything that goes around really come around? And if so, will it come around to bite you in the ass?"

Charlotte:
"The Rules:
1. Women just really want to be rescued.
2. No one buys a classic six on the Upper West Side unless they are seriously thinking about marriage.
3. It's not a rebound when the other person's dead.
4. A vibrator does not call you on your birthday. A vibrator doesn't send you flowers the day after. You cannot take a vibrator home to meet your mother.
5. It takes half the total time you went out with someone to get over them.
6. If you don't have sex for a year, you can actually become revirginized.
7. I'm very into labels. Gay. Straight. Pick a side and stay there.
8. When a man has a fantasy and you fulfill it, there's always the chance the relationship will blow up and you'll just be the idiot who did it on a golf course.
Or something.
9. WASPs don't yell. It's genetic.
10. The only thing worse than being 34 and single is being 34 and divorced."

Miranda:
"I was once with a guy the size of one of those miniature-golf pencils. I couldn't tell if he was trying to fuck me or erase me."
"I know how to please a man. You just give away most of your power."

Samantha-isms:
•On Threesomes:
"The only way to do a threesome is to be the guest star."
•On what defines a friendship:
"I don't put my dick in you."
•On premarital sex:
"Before you buy a car, you take it for a test drive."
•On marriage:
"Marriage doesn't guarentee a happy ending. Just an ending."

Big:
"Absofuckinglutely"